NO BRAKES
on the interstate baby
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NO BRAKES
on the interstate baby
scroll to ride ↓
Why no brakes? Because we're on the interstate baby.
Bring back the open parties everyone's been missing by putting money back in the hands of orgs that program for the people!
Dedicated cabinet position for underclassmen engagement focused on making The Row, Greek, and other spaces more accessible to all.
The Row Programming Fund was 40% smaller this year than in 2023, we want to expand its scope, and have the administrative backing to execute.
We broke records in student engagement this year, and we will continue to build a culture that celebrates the union of the nerd and the athlete. Pres and Posts worth showing up for!
Finding ways to support and encourage free speech and protest across all spaces and all times. We refuse to be apolitical.
You should be able to track every dollar we spend and every grant we approve. See how we spend every hour on a new ASSU tracking portal.
Investigate the CRL process, protect co-ops, theme houses, fix OCS, and fight for the housing process transparency you deserve.
Dedicated spaces for affinity, accompanied by programming to support transitional periods in a student's life.
Figure out what's going on with the room booking situation, work orders, permits and licenses. Workshop a simple, intuitive process to plan an event.
You loved the Big Game shirt drops, and we'll do limited drops of free student designed merch every month—and we'll only print the stuff you want.
Events we've thrown. A taste of what's to come.
Full Moon on the Quad
Full Moon on the Quad
Day N Mayfield
Down to Funk
Faculty Houseparty
'Rents Due
Town Hall
Crochella
Wasted Tuition
Dance of the Dead
NOMAD
RAVEYARD
Street Meat
FLiCKS
Row Trick or Treat
WTF: An Art Party
Berlin
Soph Formal
Eurotrash
Date Drop
Big Game Merch
Manages Row Programming Fund. Former Kappa Sig social chair. Street Meat. FLiCKS, Day N Mayfield, Date Drop, Full Moon on The Quad, Faculty Houseparty, Row Trick or Treat, 'Rents Due. On working groups re: room reservations, housing assignment reform, and admin transparency. Loves to travel.
Co-ran FMOTQ with Madhav both years. Crothers president supporting Crochella frosh year. Sophomore Formal at the Cantor. Farm Fridays, Notes from the Farm, Stanford Sierra Camp twice. Theta pledge mom. Loves her dog, Boss, and the sun.
Iconic duos we've learned a little from.
Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock
94th Academy Awards, 2022
Not every reaction needs to be public—sometimes the strongest move is restraint.
The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan, 1963
Keep walking forward—even when it's unclear, uncomfortable, or a little cold.
Untitled (Radiant Figures with Heart)
Keith Haring, c. 1980s
Even when everything feels loud and chaotic, leading with energy and heart still cuts through.
The Concert in Central Park
Simon & Garfunkel, 1981
When the moment is big, you rise to it—no matter the history.
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon & Garfunkel, 1970
Steadiness—especially when things feel uncertain—is what actually carries people through.
The Two Fridas
Frida Kahlo, 1939
You don't have to simplify yourself to be understood—holding contradictions can be its own kind of clarity.
Rumours
Fleetwood Mac, 1977
Even in the middle of absolute chaos, something iconic can come out of it.
American Gothic
Grant Wood, 1930
We're learning the power of a straight face—whether you mean it or not.
Step Brothers
Step Brothers, 2008
If you're going to do something ridiculous, you might as well go all in.
Fantastic
Wham!, 1983
Energy, style, and just a little delusion can carry you very far.
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